One week after winning the race, Pete is standing in his yard playing his merichi while repeatedly screaming, Fire, Ah help me! his friend, Oswald (the fat penguin who randomly screams weird stuff), came and said, Hi, Pete. #$^$! How would you like to go to the circus-@#^-with me?

       Sure, replied Pete.

       Off they went to the circus. As they went, Oswald sang Happy Birthday to -@*^&^#- You. But as he was merrily singing, a tornado flew by. In Esperonto, Pete exclaimed, Wow! That was very odd!

       When they got to the circus, they found plentiful amounts of cotton candy all over the place, so they started eating it as they found their seats. Then, they realized that that there were human bodies inside of the cotton candy; they kept eating anyway. Next, came the clowns; they had weird guns and all sorts of weapons. Pete said, Cool! (In Dutch). One of them came up and swallowed him whole. But Pete came prepared; he ripped out of that clown (as he popped its nose) with his Moon Pendant that his girlfriends mother gave him and said, Thats some zombie on that a*s. Youre killer klowns from outer place!

       Together, they ate the rest of the clowns and grew very fat (Oswald grew even fatter) and went home.

THE END