Once upon a time, there was a silver ostrich named Pete. Pete could speak 800 languages. Then, one day, while Pete was eating 6 rubber chickens and speaking Gibberish, his friend, Charlie, came and challenged him to a race. Pete, being really fast, accepted the offer in the Spanish language (Pete randomly speaks different languages).

       So they went to the racetrack (which was longer than a football field) and prepared for the race. Charlie, the purple cheetah, was very fast, but also loved to cheat, so he put motor oil on Petes shoes before the race started. Now, they were off! Pete took an early lead, but as he got faster, he slipped on his oily shoes and fell down.

       Charlie got a big lead after that. But Pete realized that his shoes were covered in oil, so he took them off and caught up to the cheater of a purple cheetah and called him a cheater (in French). They were tied after that. Then, near the end of the race, Pete tripped Charlie and won the race.

THE END.